Les Miserables is Mealy-Mouthed Liberal Dribble
One of the most flamboyant sensations that you will ever see in your life is the musical Les Miserables. It has stunningly awesome and powerful ballads that will shake you to your core! The costumes, scenery and acting - in a real Broadway showing - are some of the finest you'll ever see in your entire life. Only an actor of the highest caliber, who can sing like there is no tomorrow, can pull off a production of this. Les Miserables should only be reserved for the best of the best. Amateur thespians should not attempt this. They'll only embarrass themselves if they try! The story is an emotional rollercoaster filled with twists and turns, political and social commentary, and a very real outlook on life and some of the cruelties of the world we live in. Women will surely weep after the curtain call. Men will feel goosebumps when walking out of the theatre. It has such raw and potent emotion that cannot be fully explained unless you lay witness to it. Many consider it the greatest musical of all time. I am NOT one of those people! Once again I am forced into a situation where I have to tell an awkward truth. Even though I did enjoy myself very much when I first saw it, and I left the theatre with a huge grin from ear to ear on my face, when I got home I couldn't stop thinking about the subtext of the story. Nagging obsessive thoughts entered my brain that the thing I had just seen was nothing more than liberal dribble. I thought and I thought and I thought and I just kept thinking. Just as I was about to drift off to sleep, some new ponderings entered my brain and I fully realized that Les Miserables was liberal douchery.
The story starts off with prisoner Jean Valijean being released after 19 years. He is given a yellow card that indicates he is on parole, and it shows to other people that he is an ex-convict. Instead of immediately going on the straight and narrow path, Jean immediately steals some silverware from Bishop Myriel who had been kind enough to offer him some shelter. The police capture Jean, but Bishop Myriel in an act of great leniency pretends that he had given the silverware to Jean. The police go away and Bishop Myriel says that Jean's life has been spared by grace. He tells Jean to go make an honest man of himself. But Jean doesn't do this! He then immediately steals some coins from a boy. He instantly regrets it, but he can't find the boy to give him back the coins. He knows the authorities are coming after him, so he rips up his yellow card and runs away like a filthy coward. Six years go by, and instead of becoming a better version of himself, he changes his name and goes under the alias of Monsieur Madeleine. He becomes the mayor of a town under this phony baloney moniker, never actually owning up to his crimes and thievery. Jean does a few noble things as Monsieur Madeline, such as saving a man from being crushed under the weight of a wheel barrel, but his dark past still lurks behind him. A police inspector named Javert recognizes that Monsieur Madeline resembles Jean Valijean and he becomes very suspicious. Jean should've summited to arrest and owned up to his crimes, but he continues to resist the punishment he deserves. At the same time as all of this is going on, a women named Fantine had a daughter named Cosette out of wedlock. Because she can't afford to take care of Cosette, Fantine leaves her with people who turn out to be very cruel. Fantine is unaware that her daughter is being abused, still facing many problems of her own. She is fired from her job and she is mocked and ridiculed by many people. She gets so enraged that she hits a man. Javert goes to arrest her, but Jean Valijean acting as Monsieur Madeleine (the mayor of the town) intervenes and orders that Javert let her go. Jean takes Fantine to the hospital where she eventually becomes terminally ill and dies from some unspecified disease. Jean promises Fantine that he'll take care of Cosette. Jean admits to Javert that he is really the thief who escaped capture many years earlier. Javert reveals to Jean that he knows who he really is. The two of them fight, but Jean overpowers Javert and goes over to the place where Cosette is. He pays off the mean people who were abusing her and he adopts her. The two of them run off to Paris! This is where the play starts to become a mess of sorts. A communist revolution takes place in Paris where Jean and Cosette get caught up in the struggle. I won't spoil anything more, but I hope it's starting to become clear why this play is liberal nonsense.
Liberals want to release every cretin from prison. In fact, many liberals believe all prisons should be shut down and all the lunatics released. It was obvious from the start that Jean was a no good son of a bitch who couldn't be rehabilitated. He was a two-bit thief from the word go. Liberals have this stupid fantasy in their mind that anybody can rehabilitated and let back into society. The world doesn't work like this. Men like Jean are career criminals. They're good for nothings! When Jean is released he immediately steals. Even after Bishop Myriel covers for him, a few minutes later he goes right back to the well again! He's a punk thug at the very core! And then instead of letting the police take him back to jail, he escapes and rips up his yellow card, which violates his parole. Liberals think this is a good thing. They believe that men like Jean shouldn't be locked up and taken away from proper society. Jean was clearly a danger to society. It could've been you or I who he stole from. Thank goodness I am very secure with my belongings! Liberals don't see how dangerous men like Jean are. And then Jean gets rewarded for his lying after he dawns the moniker Monsieur Madeline when he becomes mayor. This is exactly like the scheming of Hillary Clinton. For years Hillary Clinton schemed her way to the top. She constantly lied and manipulated people. She put on a mask where she tried to come across as a good person. But the real Hillary was always underneath. She was a two-faced bitch who committed many heinous crimes. She almost got rewarded for all her evilness by becoming President of the United States. Thankfully the noble Donald Trump thwarted her. But sadly, Jean (a.k.a Monsieur Madeline) won his election and became mayor of some town in France. It wasn't fair to all the honest and qualified candidates who ran in that election. And then when the righteous officer Javert recognizes that Monsieur Madeline is really Jean and tries to take him into custody, Jean assaults him and escapes. Liberals think people like Jean are cool. People like Jean aren't cool or hip or rad. People like Jean are just scum!
Furthermore, the character of Fantine is supposed to come across of sympathetic, but if you think about it, she really isn't worthy of our pity. She had a child out of wedlock. This means she was very irresponsible. She should've been put in jail alongside Jean and Hillary Clinton. Perhaps all three of them could've shared a cell together. Fantine is guilty of having sex before marriage, not paying child support, and attacking an innocent man. Liberals love these wicked values. They love reckless sex. They love not having to pay for anything and leaving the entire burden of society on the rich. They love when women viciously attack men. Fantine is a feminist's dream!
But the worst part is the communist revolution that takes place during the story. The people of France want communism instead of the much more sensible anarcho-capitalism. They believe the rich should give up all their money and everybody share everything. This is nothing but a pipe dream. The rich are the job creators. Without the rich there would be no jobs. Communism has always failed. The Soviet Union tried to implement the teaching of Karl Marx and it turned out to be a huge disaster, with millions of people dying as a result.
Les Miserables is just sniveling, mealy-mouthed liberal garbage. If you've had the luxury of not seeing this play, I suggest you do yourself a favor and stay far away from this poo!
The story starts off with prisoner Jean Valijean being released after 19 years. He is given a yellow card that indicates he is on parole, and it shows to other people that he is an ex-convict. Instead of immediately going on the straight and narrow path, Jean immediately steals some silverware from Bishop Myriel who had been kind enough to offer him some shelter. The police capture Jean, but Bishop Myriel in an act of great leniency pretends that he had given the silverware to Jean. The police go away and Bishop Myriel says that Jean's life has been spared by grace. He tells Jean to go make an honest man of himself. But Jean doesn't do this! He then immediately steals some coins from a boy. He instantly regrets it, but he can't find the boy to give him back the coins. He knows the authorities are coming after him, so he rips up his yellow card and runs away like a filthy coward. Six years go by, and instead of becoming a better version of himself, he changes his name and goes under the alias of Monsieur Madeleine. He becomes the mayor of a town under this phony baloney moniker, never actually owning up to his crimes and thievery. Jean does a few noble things as Monsieur Madeline, such as saving a man from being crushed under the weight of a wheel barrel, but his dark past still lurks behind him. A police inspector named Javert recognizes that Monsieur Madeline resembles Jean Valijean and he becomes very suspicious. Jean should've summited to arrest and owned up to his crimes, but he continues to resist the punishment he deserves. At the same time as all of this is going on, a women named Fantine had a daughter named Cosette out of wedlock. Because she can't afford to take care of Cosette, Fantine leaves her with people who turn out to be very cruel. Fantine is unaware that her daughter is being abused, still facing many problems of her own. She is fired from her job and she is mocked and ridiculed by many people. She gets so enraged that she hits a man. Javert goes to arrest her, but Jean Valijean acting as Monsieur Madeleine (the mayor of the town) intervenes and orders that Javert let her go. Jean takes Fantine to the hospital where she eventually becomes terminally ill and dies from some unspecified disease. Jean promises Fantine that he'll take care of Cosette. Jean admits to Javert that he is really the thief who escaped capture many years earlier. Javert reveals to Jean that he knows who he really is. The two of them fight, but Jean overpowers Javert and goes over to the place where Cosette is. He pays off the mean people who were abusing her and he adopts her. The two of them run off to Paris! This is where the play starts to become a mess of sorts. A communist revolution takes place in Paris where Jean and Cosette get caught up in the struggle. I won't spoil anything more, but I hope it's starting to become clear why this play is liberal nonsense.
Liberals want to release every cretin from prison. In fact, many liberals believe all prisons should be shut down and all the lunatics released. It was obvious from the start that Jean was a no good son of a bitch who couldn't be rehabilitated. He was a two-bit thief from the word go. Liberals have this stupid fantasy in their mind that anybody can rehabilitated and let back into society. The world doesn't work like this. Men like Jean are career criminals. They're good for nothings! When Jean is released he immediately steals. Even after Bishop Myriel covers for him, a few minutes later he goes right back to the well again! He's a punk thug at the very core! And then instead of letting the police take him back to jail, he escapes and rips up his yellow card, which violates his parole. Liberals think this is a good thing. They believe that men like Jean shouldn't be locked up and taken away from proper society. Jean was clearly a danger to society. It could've been you or I who he stole from. Thank goodness I am very secure with my belongings! Liberals don't see how dangerous men like Jean are. And then Jean gets rewarded for his lying after he dawns the moniker Monsieur Madeline when he becomes mayor. This is exactly like the scheming of Hillary Clinton. For years Hillary Clinton schemed her way to the top. She constantly lied and manipulated people. She put on a mask where she tried to come across as a good person. But the real Hillary was always underneath. She was a two-faced bitch who committed many heinous crimes. She almost got rewarded for all her evilness by becoming President of the United States. Thankfully the noble Donald Trump thwarted her. But sadly, Jean (a.k.a Monsieur Madeline) won his election and became mayor of some town in France. It wasn't fair to all the honest and qualified candidates who ran in that election. And then when the righteous officer Javert recognizes that Monsieur Madeline is really Jean and tries to take him into custody, Jean assaults him and escapes. Liberals think people like Jean are cool. People like Jean aren't cool or hip or rad. People like Jean are just scum!
Furthermore, the character of Fantine is supposed to come across of sympathetic, but if you think about it, she really isn't worthy of our pity. She had a child out of wedlock. This means she was very irresponsible. She should've been put in jail alongside Jean and Hillary Clinton. Perhaps all three of them could've shared a cell together. Fantine is guilty of having sex before marriage, not paying child support, and attacking an innocent man. Liberals love these wicked values. They love reckless sex. They love not having to pay for anything and leaving the entire burden of society on the rich. They love when women viciously attack men. Fantine is a feminist's dream!
But the worst part is the communist revolution that takes place during the story. The people of France want communism instead of the much more sensible anarcho-capitalism. They believe the rich should give up all their money and everybody share everything. This is nothing but a pipe dream. The rich are the job creators. Without the rich there would be no jobs. Communism has always failed. The Soviet Union tried to implement the teaching of Karl Marx and it turned out to be a huge disaster, with millions of people dying as a result.
Les Miserables is just sniveling, mealy-mouthed liberal garbage. If you've had the luxury of not seeing this play, I suggest you do yourself a favor and stay far away from this poo!
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