Bob Boyfred is the Worst Commissioner in MLB History
I was completely mortified when I heard the news that the Boston Red Sox cheated during their 2018 World Championship season. I had been a Red Sox fan my entire life and I always believed that they were a paragon of virtue. Whether they won or lost, I believed that they always played the game the right way and never cheated. Yes, every Baseball team uses little tricks to try to get a slight edge, but I never thought that the Red Sox would stoop so low as to use electronic devices to steal signs from the opposing team.
When the batter knows what pitch is coming, it makes a huge difference. I have first-hand experience with this. When I was in Little League, I struck out every at-bat. I would flail away and look like a complete clown. I always swung late at Fastballs. I always swung too early at Changeups. I always missed by a mile at Curves, Sliders, and Knuckleballs. Eventually some opposing pitchers took pity on me and told me that they were going to lob an easy one over the plate. Knowing that an "easy one over the plate" was coming, I was able to eek out some hits. I was mentally prepared and could time my swing more easily. If it helped a scrub like me, then it most certainly was a game-changer for Major League sluggers. After learning about this scandal, I disavowed the Red Sox and threw all my Sox merchandise and replica jerseys down the gutter. I'm still a Baseball fan, but I don't have a particular team that I cheer for.
The tragedy of all this is, there was another team before the 2018 Red Sox that were stealing signs and, unfortunately, didn't get caught until it was too late. The 2017 Houston Astros are the biggest cheaters in the history of Baseball. Even before the 2018 Red Sox did their terrible cheating, the 2017 Astros were paving the way a year earlier and setting a bad example for everybody else. They set up cameras to steal signs and then some mook would bang a trashcan in a particular way - loud enough for the batter to hear - that would correspond with the type of pitch that the pitcher was going to throw. It's all very convoluted and difficult to explain, but the bottom line is: IT WORKED! The 2017 Houston Astros cheated their way to winning that year's World Series. Alex Cora, who had been a bench coach for the Astros that season, brought their swindling ways to Boston when he was hired as the Red Sox manager prior to the 2018 season. What, at the time, seemed to be an incredible first season for the new manager, culminating in the World Series triumph, was uncovered to all be one big lie. Alex Cora is one of the biggest pieces of Hippo feces who ever lived! He was total dreck as a player, and then when he transitioned to coaching, he couldn't even be an honorable manager who sets a good example for his team.
Many people reasonably expected MLB commissioner, Rob Manfred, to dish out the most severe of punishments to everybody involved. Baseball fans were expecting that all the players on the 2017 Astros and 2018 Red Sox would get the Pete Rose treatment (banned from MLB for the rest of their lives). Fans were also expecting that those two World Series titles would be vacated and that all the cheaters would be shamed for the rest of eternity. Unfortunately, Manfred is a weak, incompetent chump, and he didn't do a damn thing! All the players walked away scot-free. They weren't even suspended for a single game. Manfred took away a few draft picks from each franchise, but that's like giving a major criminal a five-minute timeout. They were barely punished at all! Manager AJ Hinch was fired, but the firing came from Astros Owner Jim Crane (who should've relinquished ownership of the team himself and doused himself in pig shit), not from an order of Rob Manfred. Alex Cora was also fired, but once again, it came from Red Sox upper management (who should get pissed on by a Moose) and not from Manfred himself.
Manfred proved that he was an absolute disgrace! But within the past couple of days, he really showed how filthy and pathetic he really is. The LA Dodgers, the team who was the most prominent victim of both the 2017 Astros and 2018 Red Sox, which cost them back-to-back World Series, played the Astros in Houston this week for a two games clash. Tuesday night was the first game of the series. Dodgers relief pitcher, Joe Kelly, came into the game during the 6th inning. When Carl's Jr. Correa came to the plate, Kelly threw a pitch that went behind Correa's ugly head. Correa started to cry and act like a bitch. This eventually climaxed in both benches clearing and multiple players shouting at each other.
I totally support what Kelly did! If Rob Manfred is too much of a sissy to do his job, players need to take matters into their own hands. The only thing that I wish Kelly did differently was he should've also hit himself in his own testicles, as he was a member of the 2018 cheating Red Sox team. It was kinda funny - but also sad and pathetic at the same time - seeing two cheaters talking smack to each other.
But then, the following day, Manfred suspends Joe Kelly for 8 games (which, in a 60-game season, is the equivalent of 22 games in a full season), but he didn't punish any Houston Astros player. The Dodgers got completely screwed again, and the Houston Astros can strut around freely. This makes me sick!
Rob Manfred is not a man. He's not a boy. He's not a fetus. He's not an embryo. He's not even a twinkle in his father's eye or a stain in his mother's panties. He's a total piece of poo that stinks to high heaven!
When the batter knows what pitch is coming, it makes a huge difference. I have first-hand experience with this. When I was in Little League, I struck out every at-bat. I would flail away and look like a complete clown. I always swung late at Fastballs. I always swung too early at Changeups. I always missed by a mile at Curves, Sliders, and Knuckleballs. Eventually some opposing pitchers took pity on me and told me that they were going to lob an easy one over the plate. Knowing that an "easy one over the plate" was coming, I was able to eek out some hits. I was mentally prepared and could time my swing more easily. If it helped a scrub like me, then it most certainly was a game-changer for Major League sluggers. After learning about this scandal, I disavowed the Red Sox and threw all my Sox merchandise and replica jerseys down the gutter. I'm still a Baseball fan, but I don't have a particular team that I cheer for.
The tragedy of all this is, there was another team before the 2018 Red Sox that were stealing signs and, unfortunately, didn't get caught until it was too late. The 2017 Houston Astros are the biggest cheaters in the history of Baseball. Even before the 2018 Red Sox did their terrible cheating, the 2017 Astros were paving the way a year earlier and setting a bad example for everybody else. They set up cameras to steal signs and then some mook would bang a trashcan in a particular way - loud enough for the batter to hear - that would correspond with the type of pitch that the pitcher was going to throw. It's all very convoluted and difficult to explain, but the bottom line is: IT WORKED! The 2017 Houston Astros cheated their way to winning that year's World Series. Alex Cora, who had been a bench coach for the Astros that season, brought their swindling ways to Boston when he was hired as the Red Sox manager prior to the 2018 season. What, at the time, seemed to be an incredible first season for the new manager, culminating in the World Series triumph, was uncovered to all be one big lie. Alex Cora is one of the biggest pieces of Hippo feces who ever lived! He was total dreck as a player, and then when he transitioned to coaching, he couldn't even be an honorable manager who sets a good example for his team.
Many people reasonably expected MLB commissioner, Rob Manfred, to dish out the most severe of punishments to everybody involved. Baseball fans were expecting that all the players on the 2017 Astros and 2018 Red Sox would get the Pete Rose treatment (banned from MLB for the rest of their lives). Fans were also expecting that those two World Series titles would be vacated and that all the cheaters would be shamed for the rest of eternity. Unfortunately, Manfred is a weak, incompetent chump, and he didn't do a damn thing! All the players walked away scot-free. They weren't even suspended for a single game. Manfred took away a few draft picks from each franchise, but that's like giving a major criminal a five-minute timeout. They were barely punished at all! Manager AJ Hinch was fired, but the firing came from Astros Owner Jim Crane (who should've relinquished ownership of the team himself and doused himself in pig shit), not from an order of Rob Manfred. Alex Cora was also fired, but once again, it came from Red Sox upper management (who should get pissed on by a Moose) and not from Manfred himself.
Manfred proved that he was an absolute disgrace! But within the past couple of days, he really showed how filthy and pathetic he really is. The LA Dodgers, the team who was the most prominent victim of both the 2017 Astros and 2018 Red Sox, which cost them back-to-back World Series, played the Astros in Houston this week for a two games clash. Tuesday night was the first game of the series. Dodgers relief pitcher, Joe Kelly, came into the game during the 6th inning. When Carl's Jr. Correa came to the plate, Kelly threw a pitch that went behind Correa's ugly head. Correa started to cry and act like a bitch. This eventually climaxed in both benches clearing and multiple players shouting at each other.
I totally support what Kelly did! If Rob Manfred is too much of a sissy to do his job, players need to take matters into their own hands. The only thing that I wish Kelly did differently was he should've also hit himself in his own testicles, as he was a member of the 2018 cheating Red Sox team. It was kinda funny - but also sad and pathetic at the same time - seeing two cheaters talking smack to each other.
But then, the following day, Manfred suspends Joe Kelly for 8 games (which, in a 60-game season, is the equivalent of 22 games in a full season), but he didn't punish any Houston Astros player. The Dodgers got completely screwed again, and the Houston Astros can strut around freely. This makes me sick!
Rob Manfred is not a man. He's not a boy. He's not a fetus. He's not an embryo. He's not even a twinkle in his father's eye or a stain in his mother's panties. He's a total piece of poo that stinks to high heaven!
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