The Smartest Man Since Jesus Walked The Earth

Bray Wyatt is one of the craziest individuals who you will ever have the misfortune to meet. He's a sociopath who loves playing psychological mind-games with his opponents (and anybody else who he meets on the street). He loves causing people to shit their pants out of fear of being violently attacked by him. But perhaps the scariest thing about Wyatt is his charisma: in the past he was able to convince a bunch of people to join his cult of personality. I'll talk more about the "Wyatt Family" in a few moments, but for now I want to focus on his own personal nuttiness. Bray Wyatt constantly said "follow the buzzards," a phrase that means you must follow him to know the truth about life. The actual truth is nobody would learn any kind of truth by following Bray Wyatt. You would be indoctrinated into his insane philosophy of life, and you would be forced to follow all of his orders. Bray doesn't believe in peace; he believes in chaos and violence. When you ...

Sonic Adventure 2 was arguably the greatest 3D Sonic game ever made. It was jam-packed with everything! It had great gameplay, a great story and very memorable characters. All of the playstyles were very fun and it had a little something for everybody. There were fast-paced stages, slower-paced shooting levels, and treasure hunting levels. The story in this game was very enduring: it introduced one of the best characters in the entire franchise - Shadow the Hedgehog. Let me just say this: Shadow the Hedgehog is no recolor. At first many Sonic fans thought that Shadow was going to just be a recolor of Sonic when they first saw the advertisements for the game. This was thankfully not the case. Shadow has an amazing set of abilities unique to him, which greatly separates him from Sonic. Shadow also has an incredible backstory which will leave players in tears when they fully realize his past. Shadow was such a popular character that he has made many appearances in other Sonic games. He ha...

Bioshock is one of the most unique first-person shooters ever created. It's not a game where you can blast your way through and expect to be satisfied. The joy of playing this game comes from the exploration and the story. Learning about the setting that your character has been forced to be in is a real thrill and not many games can top it. Bioshock is also unique in the fact that the guns aren't the main highlight of the gameplay; instead it's the plasmids that take center stage. What are plasmids? I'll explain more as we go along in the review. For now I want to comment on the scope of this massive experience that the developers took. The developers didn't want to create an ordinary FPS. They wanted to make something way more grand. They wanted a true immersive experience that would keep players coming back for more and more and more. They wanted to make a city that felt real and alive. They wanted to make a game where the player could find something new the 100th...

Stone Cold Steve Austin is a son of a bitch! He's a mean ornery man who is constantly pissed off over nothing. He's also a total lunatic! He's a rattlesnake who can strike anybody at any given time. He can even go off on his best friends, such as Jim Ross. His bad-temper can never really be tamed. Stone Cold is almost always in a bad mood and he takes out his frustrations by beating up other people. He loves to whip the ass of anybody who he doesn't like. Instead of being a gentleman and using his words to convey a proper message he chooses to kick the shit out of everybody. I would suggest that he go to therapy, but I doubt therapy would do any good at this point. In fact, he would probably end up giving the therapist a vicious Stone Cold Stunner and then spilling beer all over the pour soul. Did I mention that Steve Austin is a drunk? Yes, he constantly drinks beer and is basically an alcoholic. Beer is what fuels his rage. Even without beer, Stone Cold Steve Austin w...

A few weeks ago Matt Hardy delved deep into insanity. He is no longer a stable person; he's now - for lack of a better term - a total wack job. In short he's now a nut. But why has he become this way? What happened to him? In my opinion he finally snapped after years of mediocrity. Let's not forget that Matt Hardy was a huge wrestling fan all his life. In fact, when Matt and Jeff were kids, it was Matt who was the much bigger fan of wrestling. It was Matt who had the dedication and the drive. However, it has been Jeff ("Brother Nero") who has had much more success. Matt Hardy never won a world title (the ECW Championship doesn't count). Jeff Hardy is a multiple time World Champion. Jeff Hardy has defeated some of the greats of all time, such as Triple H and Randy Orton. Jeff Hardy even almost defeated the Undertaker in a ladder match back in 2002. The fans have always seemed to gravitate much more towards Jeff than they have towards Matt. This has stirred a se...

Last night on Monday Night Raw at the start of the show Braun Strowman was fired by General Manager Kurt Angle. While I didn't agree with Angle's decision I still respected it. Let's not forget that last week on Raw Braun Strowman brought down part of the set on Brock Lesnar and Kane. This not only caused thousands of dollars of damage, but it also jeopardized the Raw world title match at the Royal Rumble. Braun Strowman truly acted like a damn animal, and severe action had to be taken. I personally wouldn't have fired him; I would've just fined him a very large sum of money. However, it's not me who's in charge. The great Kurt Angle is in charge. His decision should've been final. But did Strowman walk away with peace and dignity? No! He went on a vicious rampage! First he attacked the security that was trying to escort him out of the building. Then he went into Kurt Angle's office and he tore it up. Then he started knocking over trashcans in the ...

"The Commuter" was another Liam Neeson classic: it had plenty of action, drama, fireworks, and 100% Liam Neeson. It definitely isn't the greatest film ever made, but it's a fun non-stop action ride that leaves viewers on the edge of their seat the entire time. In short this is the epitome of what a Liam Neeson film is nowadays. Some people lament the fact that Liam Neeson has been playing the same kind of character for years: a badass (the only thing that changes is whether or not he's a hero or villain). For example, in Batman Begins he was the main antagonist, but he was still a badass. He was even able to throw around Batman around like a ragdoll multiple times in that movie. Not even Heath Ledger's Joker was that much of a physical threat. The Joker was a major psychological terrorist, but Batman could easily physically kick the crap out of him (once he got his hands on the Joker). But as stated before, many people are sad that this is all Liam Neeson does...