Always Buckle Up Your Fast Food Bag
This whole Coronavirus thing is really pissing me off! COVID-19, one of the worst sons of bitches who ever lived, has made everybody so terrified that nobody wants to go outside in fear that they'll come across this bastard on the street and meet their demise. Even fast food restaurants have closed down their concourses and only have their drive-thru operational as a means to get nutrition. Before this monstrosity, one of the things I looked forward to everyday was when I would go to McDonalds or some other crusty joint and sit there for a long time while I munched down on thousands of calories worth of cholesterol and took a million refills from the soda fountain (often combining different flavors and seeing which ones mix and matched the best). It was during quaint time when I would think of all the important stuff in my personal life and broader world issues - such as WWE, video games, and SpongeBob SquarePants. It's nice to just sit and think. I would sit on my chafing ass ...