Sherwin Stern vs Coronavirus at WrestleMania
I was on the brink of death! I had inoperable terminal cancer all over my entire body. Tubes were coming out of me every which way. I even had a tube lodged up my anus. My breath was faint and I knew I was living out my final days. I wanted to spend the rest of the little time I had in this world relaxing. All I wanted to do was chill, watch TV and play videogames. But then things went completely downhill! A full tumor wrapped around my entire brain. I went into a vegetative state and my mind was a bunch of mush. It was even worse than being in a normal comma - my mouth was hanging off my face sideways and slobbering droll was coming from my tongue while my eyes had rolled into the back of my head. My skin went pale and I looked like a zombie. My hair was wasn't groomed at all: it went completely white and looked very thin and flaky. My face was so wrinkly that a person only had to look at it for a tenth of a second to feel extremely ill. A chunk of my nose had fallen off and lef...