The Smartest Man Since Jesus Walked The Earth

This past month hasn't been one of my best. Usually I'm very suave and debonair, but lately I've been acting like a schlub. I stupidly for the past little while was accidentally not using shampoo in my hair. When I was showering I was using the conditioner bottle for my hair (without even realizing it wasn't shampoo). It was a real face palm moment! My hair looked like an absolute mop! It was very greasy, tangled in knots and just plain disgusting. My cowlick was sticking up and I couldn't get it to go down. It's no wonder why all of the girls with huge tits who are usually all over me have been repulsed by me recently. I must've stunk to high heaven! Thankfully I realized my error and got myself some real first-class salon approved shampoo. But not washing my hair properly wasn't the worst thing that happened to me this month. A few days ago something truly horrific occurred. I might never live this down. I'll be truly ashamed of this for the rest o...

There used to be a time when a man didn't leave his home without wearing a fancy hat. A nice tailored suit and immaculate head wear were staples of men's clothing during the late 1800s and early 1900s. The Top Hat was the OG of the modern fancy hats. The iconic image of Abraham Lincoln can't be complete without him dawning his huge Top Hat. The elites of society wore their Top Hats proudly and showed them off to the whole world wherever they went. It may seem silly now, but the Top Hat was epitome of cool during its day. Unfortunately, it didn't stand the test of time, and very few people continue to wear Top Hats. Next came the Bowler hat. It didn't actually get its name because of its bowl shape, as many people think, but rather from the last name of the man who produced it. The Bowler hat was first conceived when gamekeepers and riders on horseback were clunking their heads on trees. They were really pissed off from hurting themselves all the time and they demand...